Oh yeah just watch it……
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Oh yeah just watch it……
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in P… E… N… I… S…
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
**PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH**
A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen.
“Ma’am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the middle of the salmon.”
Light on her feet, the hostess told her to replace the missing portion with canned salmon, then returned to her guests. As everyone enjoyed the fish, the maid summoned the hostess into the kitchen again.
“Ma’am, the cat is dead!”
The frightened hostess felt obliged to inform her guests and suggested everyone go to the hospital together to get their stomachs pumped.
Returning home after their long, expensive, and embarrassing ordeal, she asked the maid where she had put the cat. “Nowhere, Ma’am. It’s still out in the street where the car hit it!”
The Sheriff in a small town walks out into the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots. So he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking the cowboy up, the sheriff asked, “Why in the world are walking around like this?”
“Well, it’s like this, Sheriff,” the cowboy explained. “I was in the saloon down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to out to her home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt … so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull of my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts … so I did.
“The she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, ‘Now, go to town, Cowboy…!’
And here I am.”
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” asked the priest.
They say, “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”
“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. “I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Frank and Bob. My parrots can teachyour parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase … in no time.”
“Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.”
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. She walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison ….”Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?”
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed…. “Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!”
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking older man in his mid-sixties, and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, “I’m not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you’d better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?”
The girl says, “I’ll go first.” She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. When the lion is about half way to her, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner’s mouth is agape. “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life!” he exclaims. He then turns to the older man and asks, “Can you top that?”
The older man replies, “No problem, just get that lion out of the way.”