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LOC27 :: Cattle Run

Cattle Run

Climb aboard the loco and proceed to Tarrenlea Cattle Siding. Make up the train and load the wagons.  The cattle wagons, 18 of them, will be checked. Drive the train to Terry’s Livestock and unload. The wagons will again be checked. Shunt the train and put it away in...


Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a clunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk. Back at the shop, he opened the car’s trunk and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned...


Can You Relate?

This Could Happen To You!

And the other person said, “So, what are you up to?” What kind of question is that? At this point, I was thinking this was too bizarre, so I said, “Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!” At this point I was just trying to get out as fast as...

Not Working


IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. U can’t count your hair 2. U can’t wash your eyes with soap 3. U can’t breathe when your tongue is out

Having a baby

The boss gives him the day off. Two days later Jimmy walks into work and the boss asks, “Hey Jimmy, was it a boy or a girl?” Jimmy says, “We won’t know for nine months.”]]>

Little Johnny Joke No. 2,463

Dad was shocked. “Well, uh, John, that’s a place where men go to, uh, to have a good time.” Johnny replied, “I wanna go there. I wanna go there!” Dad insisted that Johnny was too young. But on Saturday night, when Johnny’s dad and some of his friends headed...

Irish ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?’

“You’ve done very well so far,” said the show’s presenter, “but for $1 million you’ve only got one lifeline left – ‘phone a friend’. Everything is riding on this question……will you go for it?” “Sure,” said Mick. “I’ll have a go!” “OK. The question is: which of the following...