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Archive of : July, 2012

Impossibilities

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. U can’t count your hair 2. U can’t wash your eyes with soap 3. U can’t breathe when your tongue is out

Having a baby

The boss gives him the day off. Two days later Jimmy walks into work and the boss asks, “Hey Jimmy, was it a boy or a girl?” Jimmy says, “We won’t know for nine months.”]]>

Little Johnny Joke No. 2,463

Dad was shocked. “Well, uh, John, that’s a place where men go to, uh, to have a good time.” Johnny replied, “I wanna go there. I wanna go there!” Dad insisted that Johnny was too young. But on Saturday night, when Johnny’s dad and some of his friends headed...

Irish ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?’

“You’ve done very well so far,” said the show’s presenter, “but for $1 million you’ve only got one lifeline left – ‘phone a friend’. Everything is riding on this question……will you go for it?” “Sure,” said Mick. “I’ll have a go!” “OK. The question is: which of the following...

Little Johhny

Presents

I gave my wife a lovely new iRon………it was about that time the fight started!! I pointed out to her that the iRon would easily integrate into the home network (incorporating the iWash, iCook and iClean) which is essential to activate the iNag reminder service……she was not impressed. Perhaps...

Lazy

“I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up.” Nine hands went up. “Why didn’t you put your hand up?” he asked the tenth man. “Too much trouble,” came the reply.]]>

Expecting

“You see,” he explained, “my wife’s expecting.” “Oh…” said the Officer, “I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck.” The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: “My wife’s expecting.” The Officer looked surprised. “Still expecting?” he said, “Well,...

Children

Answer: No, 35 children is enough.]]>

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