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Archive of : May, 2012

Video: Redneck Incinerator

Name: Redneck Incinerator Category: Jokes, slips and funny things Date Added: 30 May 2012 – 11:14 AM Submitter: Jenolan Short Description: None Provided View Video]]>

Biker Nanny

A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker’s door. A big hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. “She proclaims, “I want to join your club.” The guy was...

Statues

The fairy godmother tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.” He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running...

Celebrity Bad Humor (the British version)

Suddently and without warning, Kylie trips and get her head stuck between the railings. With a couple of quick sideways glances, Robbie pulls down her panties and shags her senseless. Finished, he stands back, turns to Elton and says, “Your turn.” But Elton starts crying. “What’s up?” asks Robbie....

Video: Toyota Supra Drifting Unbuttons A Girl’s Shirt.

Name: Toyota Supra Drifting Unbuttons A Girl’s Shirt. Category: Jokes, slips and funny things Date Added: 12 May 2012 – 04:18 PM Submitter: Jenolan Short Description: None Provided View Video]]>

Truth

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The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely grey eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance. He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her from her...

Crossing

As they moved down the road to repair the next sign, one crew member looked back and spotted a deer running across the highway. Turning to a co-worker he said, “I wonder how long he’s been waiting to cross?”]]>

Glasses

After looking it over, he said to her, “Lady, it stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses.” “Well, I have contacts,” the woman replied. “Look lady, I don’t care who you know,” snapped the officer. “You’re getting a ticket.”]]>

Truths about growing old

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there. You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that...