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Archive of : March, 2012

The Fairy

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. “I want to live forever”

Yard Sale

“My husband is in the car and he’s going to be angry that I stayed this long at your sale.” “Oh, I’m sure he’ll understand when he see the bargains you’ve found,” replied the hostess. “Normally, maybe, but he just broke his leg and we were on our way...

Blonde Joke No. 169

Little Johnny

Aussie Military Humor … or… Aussie Political Humor

On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened. The soldier reported, “I was heavily...

Don’t Accept A Ride…

“I’ll give you a bag of candy if you get in the car,” said the driver. “No way,” replied the boy. “How about a bag of candy and ten dollars?” asked the driver. “No way,” replied the youngster. “How about a bag of candy and a new bike?” quizzed...

At The Cemetery

“Come have a look over here,” says Paddy. “It’s Michael O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.” “That’s nothing,” says Sean, “here’s one named Patrick O’Toole, it says here he was 95 when he died.” Just then, Seamus yells out, “Good...

Hunting Wabbits …er … Rabbits

Paddy watched with fascination as the pastor held his finger over a rabbit hole and soon, out popped a rabbit. The pastor grabbed it and put it in his sack. He repeated this weird but successful technique until his sack was full of rabbits. Paddy couldn’t resist. “What are...

Timing

In The Family Way

When Mrs. Blanco asked why, Consuelo replied, “I’m in the family way.” Mrs. Blanco was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who the father could be. “Your husband and your son,” replied Consuelo. Mortified, Mrs. Blanco demanded an explanation. “Well,” Consuelo explained, “I go to the library to clean...