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Milk the cow

The farmer goes to town one day, and runs across his old buddy who is a tractor sales man. How is it going? Asks the farmer. “Not very good, I haven’t sold a tractor in two weeks” said the salesman, “How is it going with you?” “Not so good”...

Clean shit … errr … shave

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, “And what if I swallow it?” “No problem,” says the barber. “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone...

Marry the ugly one…

The guy says, “What’s wrong with her?” The boss shows him a picture, and she’s hideous. The boss says, “It’s only fair to tell you, she’s not only ugly, she’s as dumb as a wall.” The guy says, “I don’t care what you offer me, it ain’t worth it.”...

Honeymoon

“Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “The sun, the sand, we made love almost every night, we…” His friend interrupts him. “A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?” “Oh,” says the man, “we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday…”]]>

What a night

Truth will set you free

He decided to be truthful and entered the door that said, “Over 35.” He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors that read, “Over 8 inches” and “Under 8 inches.” Truthful again, he went through the “Under 8 inches” door and found himself in yet...

I’m coming

Johnny : “Our house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad all sleep in the same bed. Every night my dad asks if I’m sleeping. I say ‘No’, and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye…” Teacher: “Tonight, when your dad asks, keep dead...

Vacuum

The blonde student asked, “Is it on or off?”]]>

Stuffing

Airport

When the boy stepped on the bus, the driver asked, “Is that your grandma?” “Yes,” the boy said, “She’s come to visit us for Thanksgiving.” “How nice,” the bus driver said. “Where does she live?” “At the airport,” the boy replied. “Whenever we want her, we just go out...