The Devil Made Me Do It

The poor preacher was livid when his wife brought home a $500 dress. “What made you do this?”

“I don't know,” she cried.

“I entered the store, saw this dress, and suddenly found myself trying it on. It was as if the devil whispered, ‘You look great in that dress. Buy it!' “

“Well,” said the pastor, “you know how to deal with the devil. Just tell him, ‘Get thee behind me, Satan!' “

“Oh, I did, honey,” replied his wife, “and then Satan said, ‘It looks even better from back here!' “