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The Defective Parrot

guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, ‘Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?’ The parrot says, ‘I was born this way. I’m a defective parrot.’ ‘Holy crap,’...

Video: Flatulence

Name: Flatulence Category: Jokes, slips and funny things Date Added: 29 September 2011 – 05:24 PM Submitter: Jenolan Short Description: None Provided View Video]]>

The Devil Made Me Do It

“I don’t know,” she cried. “I entered the store, saw this dress, and suddenly found myself trying it on. It was as if the devil whispered, ‘You look great in that dress. Buy it!’ “ “Well,” said the pastor, “you know how to deal with the devil. Just tell...

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How NOT Live A Long Life

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Justice

The lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “Mr. Hearnski, you gave me $15,000. Mr. Joy, you gave me $10,000.” The judge then handed a check to attorney Hearnski. “Now then, I’m returning $5,000 to Mr. Hearnski and we’ll decide this case solely on its merits!”]]>

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A Trip to Italy

A young woman from Melbourne was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. “You have so much to live for,” said the man.

Video: Zap!

Name: Zap! Category: Really? Date Added: 23 September 2011 – 08:17 AM Submitter: Jenolan Short Description: It’s an electric fence numnut View Video]]>

Working hard

“I know,” she complained. “Everyone thinks state workers have it easy. But there’s only so much you can pretend you’re doing.”]]>