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Harlequin Novel Updated – 2011

Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear, “Just relax.” Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving...

How About Some Money?

As he prepared to leave the next morning, she rolled over and asked, “Darling, before you go, how about some money?” He sheepishly replied, “You’ve done enough for me already. I’ll just grab a cup of coffee on my way out!”]]>

Redneck Honeymoon

The man went to the front desk and asked for a room, saying, “This is a very special ‘casion. It’s our weddin’ night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed.” The clerk winked and asked, “Do you want the bridal?” The redneck fellow thought about it...

Cops?

“Hey,” asked the brunette at the wheel, “Any cops following us?” The blonde turned around and had a long look at the road behind them. “Yeah, looks like it.” “Are his flashers on?” asked the brunette The blonde turned around again, “Yup… nope… yup… nope… yup… nope… yup…”]]>

Breakthrough?

Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders and they had an idea. They could sit on the boulders and watch! This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately led to television.]]>

Thanks!

“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” “We’re short-handed, Smith,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.” “Thanks, boss,” says Smith, “I knew I could...

Beware of the parrot

He looks down the garden and, sure enough, there’s a parrot sitting on its perch. He has a little chuckle to himself at the sign and the parrot there on its perch. He opens the gate and walks into the garden. He gets as far as the parrot’s perch,...

Blonde airways

“Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?” John asked. “Yes or no,” she replied.]]>

Favorites

I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she was wrong because everyone else laughed. She sent me to the principals office. When I told him what happened, he laughed, too; but said not to do it again. I told my dad. He said she’s probably in...

Coke machine

The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and, of course, the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another woman walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before asking if someone else...