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Professional courtesy

Jenolan 25 July 2011 0 737

A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room he wanted to make love to his wife and gave her “the look”.

Whispering under her breath, the wife says, “No darling, we can't do it here, our kid is watching!”

Husband replies, “You're right, lets go to the beach.”

After a while they make their way to the beach, they start to make love on an empty beach. All of a sudden, a policeman walks up to them. “Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can't do that in public!”

Embarrassed, the husband admits, “You are right, but I had a moment of weakness. We hadn't seen each other for an entire week. Now, I'm a policeman too, and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.”

The cop thought for a second and said, “Don't worry… you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this b**** making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay.”