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Archive of : May, 2011

Will Power

Frog

Anyway, the doctor says there’s nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help. The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a...

Moth

Top Gear – female version?

The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful.” The third said, “Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it’s still going.” ]]>

Load of bull

The reward

About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and...

Nails

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A blonde in church

‘This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.’ No one moved. The preacher continued, ‘Do...

Stuck

“If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some

Would You Dare?

Finally, Susie said, “Look. I’ll make you a deal. I’ll admit I’m wrong if you’ll admit I was right.” “Fine,” said Brian. Susie took a deep breath, gritted her teeth and said, “I’m wrong.” Brian grinned and said, “You’re right!” Doctors believe Brian should be released from the hospital...