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Archive of : March, 2011

Revenge

Bikie

Suddenly, the lion grabbed her and tried to pull her inside. As the child’s parents stood screaming, the bikie leaped to the cage, and, with a powerful punch, hit the lion right on the nose. The lion released the child as he jumped back in pain and the bikie...

Voodoo dick

So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to...

The Circulation of the Blood

“Yes, sir,” the boys said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.” ]]>

Doesn’t this make your job seem better?

The Airman responded, “Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I am stationed in Thule, Greenland, and I am pumping crap out of airplanes. Just what are you planning to do to punish me?” ]]>

The Catalogue

Paddy says to Mick, “Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?” “Yes,” Mick replies, “they are very beautiful. And look at the price!” Paddy says with wide eyes, “Wow! They aren’t very expensive! At this price, I’m buying one.” Mike smiles and pats him on the back....

Think of the children

The judge says, “You’ve been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?” The couple say in unison, “Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead.” ]]>

Wife’s birthday present

Shoot for the moon

One blonde asks the other, “Which is further, London or the Moon?” The other replies, “Helloooo, can you see London from here???” ]]>

Hello!!?

Mujibar said, “I am ready.” The officer said, “Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green.” Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister Officer, I am ready.” The immigration officer said, “Go ahead.” Mujibar said, “The telephone goes, ‘green, green, green, green’ and I pink ...