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Archive of : February, 2011

Wedding Night

After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door. It’s Morris! And he’s again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond goodnight, and leaves LouAnne is set to go to...

Kill or cure?

Valentine’s Day

“Well, I bought my girlfriend a dozen roses, a box of chocolates, and a sexy negligee for Valentine’s Day.” “And she hit you?!” “No. I left the receipts in my pocket and my wife found ‘em!” ]]>

Your job sucks?

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into...

Name That Animal

“A cat!” said Little Suzie. “Good job, Suzie! Now, what’s this?” “A dog,” said Little Ricky. “Good, Ricky! Now, what is this?” she asked and held up a photo of a mature male deer with an 8-point rack. The class fell silent. After a few moments, Mrs. Kummer prompted,...

The sale

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man’s second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again....

The engineer

The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small “x” in chalk on a particular component of the machine and proudly stated: “This is where your problem is.” The part was replaced and the...

Lawyers .. sorry attorneys .. sorry …

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. ]]>

Heaven

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. “Religion?” “Baptist.” “Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.”A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once Upon a Time’?” He replied, “No, there is a whole series of fairy...

The Pope goes to heaven .. really!