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Archive of : January, 2011

A Traditional Irish Wedding

To keep tradition going, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride’s and groom’s families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members...

Bugger!

One says, “Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?” “BUGGER !” says his friend. “And I just joined Rotary…..” ]]>

Politically Incorrect Aussie Humor :: New Zealand Race Horses

a. Superior breeding. b. Superior training. c. Superior breeding and training. d. They have seen what happens to the sheep … ]]>

A Day In A Life

She faints inside your car. That’s not good. You take her to a hospital where they say she’s pregnant and congratulate you. That’s bad. You say you’re not the father, but she says you are. That’s stressful. You request a DNA test to prove it’s not yours, which it...

The Funeral Procession

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn’t...

The Princess

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, “If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.” The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan....

The priest

One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cockwas missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, ‘Has anybody got a cock?’ All the men stood up. ‘No,...

Childhood Sweethearts

To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared and where he had carved “I love you, Sally”. On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically...

Life Insurance Sales

IRISH COFFEE

‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’. It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it.. Give it a try and...