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Archive of : November, 2010

Like A Deck of Cards…

Touche!… Military Style

“Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me I sent...

The Butterfly Joke

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Grandpa’s Advice

I was young when he died. If he were living today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I’d be a better man. Those gems were well and true, but the one I remember best, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came from him when I was only...

Twelve Days Of Christmas

I’m glad we’ve bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard As we tucked into our turkey – a most delicious bird. On the third day of Christmas we’d friends in from next door The turkey tasted just...

Tough Guys

The scene is set – a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one from Australia, one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland. Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous....

Politically Incorrect

The Pope leans toward Ms. Gillard, saying, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever...

Know when to give up

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Military Humour?

“How much of sex is work and how much is pleasure?” The X.O. said 75% work, 25% pleasure. A captain said 50-50. A lieutenant responded 25% work, 75% pleasure, depending on how drunk he was at the time. With no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC in charge...

Health Insurance

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked, ‘Do you have health  insurance?’ He replied in a raspy voice,...