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Archive of : September, 2010

Eve’s Side of the Story

“It is all so beautiful, God,” she replied. “The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them...

A Bloody Great Aussie Poem

The cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock. He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams. He stopped and turned a windmill on to fill a water tank And saw...

How The Fight Started

I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn’t you know it…. he was a dwarf. He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said ‘I’m NOT f*#%ing happy!’...

Computer Trouble

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong? He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.” I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, “An, ID ten T error? What’s that? In...

9 Months Later

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. “I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all...

At The Horse Auction

After a few minutes, Bobby asked, “Pop, why are you doing that?” “Because I’m thinking of buying these horses,” said his father. Bobby suddenly got a worried look on his face and said, “Then I think we’d better hurry home right away!” “Why?” his father asked. “Because the mailman...

Suspicion

She then goes to his apartment unexpectedly and, when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. The blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun and, as she does so, she is suddenly overwhelmed with grief. She takes...

Pigs Are Smart

At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything fifty-fifty. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the...

Golf Humor

She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, “Why are you back in so early?...

Genie

He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what’s in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and...