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Archive of : July, 2010

Blonde Joke No. 597

She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready...

Still Unbeaten

The sergeant-major accompanied the young officer on his rounds, in the course of which the cook-house was inspected. Pointing to a large copper of water just commencing to boil, the officer said: “Why does that water only boil round the edges of the copper and not in the centre?”...

A fellow in a bar notices a woman…

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The Jokes

Personally I prefer jokes that you have to think about a little or that are simply showing you have a dirty mind .. oh I mean you reached an incorrect assumption rather than the slap in the face jokes. The only slap stick comedian I ever liked was Jerry...

Perception

He replied, “Replace your hearing aid battery!” ]]>

The Black Bra

One is engaged, one is a mistress and, of course, I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a...

World food shortage

“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure because of the following: In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant. In Africa...

The wife, the wasp, and the doctor

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How Deaf?

The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” He doesn’t hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he’s standing just a few feet...

Shopping

My mom told my dad to “go and pick up anything he wants”. Without a word, he picked up my mom. ]]>